Wanted Shooting Wanted

[charlie caller 3,654]

Bloody hell Laird Rake, I would snap this port offer up, is the helicopter in service atm? I am sure it would be more convenient to pick him up in that.

[walshie 2,804]

Bloody hell Laird Rake, I would snap this port offer up, is the helicopter in service atm? I am sure it would be more convenient to pick him up in that.

 

As I've said before, I think Laird Rake is full of shit. Last time he offered me shooting, the helicopter "wasn't available." I'm beginning to wonder if he actually has one. The ride in the limo he sent instead was long and tedious and the champagne in the chiller was '57, not my preferred '55. The on-board live cabaret wasn't all that either.

 

He also promised me as much land as I wanted, yet the patch I was given for the weekend was barely 495,000 acres.

 

Don't believe him!

[Rake aboot 4,929]

Sorry about that cabaret Walshie old boy

 

 

I had no idea that it was a man

[charlie caller 3,654]

You get people promising stuff all the time, I would have been disgusted with the 57 not the 55 as well, bloody limo instead of the helicopter, what was he thinking?

[skinner 348]

that's a fecker mate I could of given you all that but I am 11 miles away never mind your loss