milegajo 595 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Just got woken up by the car horn going off, whipped out of bed to see a car outside... Head torch on fumbling into some clothes I stumbled out and the beggars slowly drove off despite (or because of) my obvious presence... The facts; 03:00 14/04/2012, Outside Stroud, Glos, Car alarm activated, Suspect(s) flees when confronted, Driving vehicle registration X294 DHG . Hmmmm Phoned Police to report the suspicious activity. No obvious damage but will wait til first light to do a proper inspection. I would feel better knowing who the registered keeper is if anyone is so connected. Maybe already stolen? Errant teenager? Dedicated thief? Bloody un-nerving as we live in the middle of no where, I was leaving the car unlocked but glad I didn't last night! PM me if you 'have the power'. Edited April 14, 2012 by milegajo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 549 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Hope all is well. Why would you leave your car unlocked? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Hope all is well. Why would you leave your car unlocked? saves getting your window put out as well as getting your car nicked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Get yourself a nice big baseball bat and crown the c**ts if they come near your gaff again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Or a ''Dildoick trap door''. Fcuking excellent bit of engineering 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matthews 88 77 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 a spot light will usualy put them off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Or the ''Bat of correction'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Or a ''Dildoick trap door''. Fcuking excellent bit of engineering whats one of them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Well some thief goes wandering on you land & accidentally ''Walks on to your trap door'' & ..........................................................................................Falls onto a ''Dildo waiting for him at the bottom'' :icon_eek: !! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Well some thief goes wandering on you land & accidentally ''Walks on to your trap door'' & ..........................................................................................Falls onto a ''Dildo waiting for him at the bottom'' :icon_eek: !! :laugh: some of the stuff that goes through your head lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 It works .........................im forever finding ''Earth'' trapped down there 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Get a dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Or a ''Dildoick trap door''. Fcuking excellent bit of engineering Or the ''Bat of correction'' Well some thief goes wandering on you land & accidentally ''Walks on to your trap door'' & ..........................................................................................Falls onto a ''Dildo waiting for him at the bottom'' :icon_eek: !! It works .........................im forever finding ''Earth'' trapped down there HAHAHAHA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest long-tail Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybaltic 308 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Well some thief goes wandering on you land & accidentally ''Walks on to your trap door'' & ..........................................................................................Falls onto a ''Dildo waiting for him at the bottom'' :icon_eek: !! :laugh: unbelievable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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