carp man 1 219 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 they has got to be some good ones???? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 tried jumping a stream once to get in a wood judged it wrong fell in ices water up to my waist at to walk about 3 miles back phone f****d money wet ................dog laughing at me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 out ferreting with a couple of friends in the freezing bloody cold, went to grab a bunny in a net, lost my footing & skidded into a ditch on my arse, tried to get up again, while rather foolishly having another grab at the bunny, arsed over again, as the rabbit slipped the net & shot over my stomach down the next hole. still haven't lived that one down... out lamping one night with a mate, walking to the next field, i didn't see the bank... but the dog on the other end of the lead did, and jumped off it. cue me doing my best superman impression, landing face down in the mud 6 feet away from where i started. not actually on a hunting trip, but it accidentally turned into one: let the dog out for a pee while i was getting dressed before i took him for a walk, he shot off down the track and across the field next door, got hold of a munty in the middle of the field. i legged it after him, got the lead on him... at which point i realised i'd put on a pair of trousers that were a bit too big... thank god no one saw me walking back across the field, dog on lead in one hand, dead munty in the other, and trousers falling down every 5 paces i did most of the walk back with them round my ankles! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 (edited) watched this lad get tangled up in electric fence :laugh: Edited November 3, 2011 by long dogs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
troter58 1,711 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 out one morning parked on some services on a moterway seen a few hares in a big cow field so off i go over the fence get the dog on great run and kill run to get the dog back on lead off back to the van made up hand in pocket for keys none to be found search the field for two hours gutted go to van thinking what to do look in the van keys on front seat couldnt believe it i must of look in every inch of that field atb troter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer189 93 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Trying to stop. 2 bull x's pulling I ended up getting dragged half the length of the field on my ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 watched this lad get tangled up in electric fence :laugh: :laugh: yea forgot that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 tried jumping a stream once to get in a wood judged it wrong fell in ices water up to my waist at to walk about 3 miles back phone f****d money wet ................dog laughing at me i would have bin laughing at u as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A silly old keeper out gainsbrough once who caught me ferreting piles of rubble on an old deserted air feild took his false teeth out and wanted to have a pop i just fell about laughing as he looke the spit of freddy parrot face juniour lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A silly old keeper out gainsbrough once who caught me ferreting piles of rubble on an old deserted air feild took his false teeth out and wanted to have a pop i just fell about laughing as he looke the spit of freddy parrot face juniour lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 what about,, its fecking got me :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 what about,, its fecking got me :laugh: and them steps that night :laugh: good old times u carnt beat them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A silly old keeper out gainsbrough once who caught me ferreting piles of rubble on an old deserted air feild took his false teeth out and wanted to have a pop i just fell about laughing as he looke the spit of freddy parrot face juniour lol :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 what about,, its fecking got me :laugh: and them steps that night :laugh: good old times u carnt beat them steps? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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