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:rofl: yusuv a -a reek o myaves stoor and huv yaks lik jugles peeks!!

hee haw sook ma left baw!!

ye canna hud us fae spikin lik is cos ats nae politically richt

fck the ban-yer maws got baws :rofl:

 

 

yaks (eyes)

jugle(dog)

peeght(fany)

stoor (piss)

sook(suck)

hud(hold)

baw(testical)

fae(from)

canna(cant)

blurt(fany)

cov(man freind)

gadge(also man freind)

mort(woman)

deek(look)

manishe(woman)

moid(face)

splooter(to drop liquid)

blooter(is to hit somthing)

yowt(to throw something)

f**k me i could go on all night at this ! chay string this together ,

 

wis oot seterday night got a trap o this manishe so i taks her back to my keer f**k me what a barry jear she wis she even took her aine scants aff so i yowted it into her with a yowt yowt and blooter splooter i wint awa and fell asleap next morning i thought to ma sell ime gan to hae inither jeer o this mort ! ow wow to the bow wow she turnd roon and i deekt the moid on it my carie shriveld up like a walnut whip , i thought to ma sell how the f**k am i going to get this manishe oot o ma hoos , i wouldna have minded if she was a nae bad looking filly but nae joke she had a moid on it like a jugil :rofl: i bet you boys have had a few nites like that :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: that was just fiction it wasnt true just in case enyone got the wrong impresion of me :D

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lol so why carra min as i said i called my dog at im in the chat room if you wanna chat

 

lets make a date for that chat , ive been working all weekend so gis a doy your gonna be on and a time ile have a wee news with you in the chatroom :thumbs-up:

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