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  1. Arrrgghhh, Deli Belly.. 

  2. 3 trips to the bog and I'm still not regretting the vindaloo.. Yet..

    1. Joe1888

      Joe1888

      should have got a phal mate

  3. Holy shit, going to be a grandad at some point over the next few hours! :o

  4. First granddaughter might just be on her way.. :o

    1. peterhunter86
    2. Malt

      Malt

      False alarm! Ffs! Lol Cheers anyway!

    3. Malt

      Malt

      False alarm! Ffs! Lol Cheers anyway!

  5. I got the poison...

    1. Malt

      Malt

      I got the pulsating, rhythmical, remedy..

  6. I was caught, in the middle of a railroad track..

    1. walshie
    2. arnieboy

      arnieboy

      and I knew yes I knew there was no turning back

       

    3. walshie
  7. This hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry, the barkeepers wig's crooked, and she's giving me the eye..

  8. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride..

    1. *The*Field*Marshall*

      *The*Field*Marshall*

      And I'm wanted dead or alive ..

    2. king

      king

      That might give you piles in the winter malt.

    3. Malt
  9. Sleep with one eye open, hold your pillow tight..

    1. tictac

      tictac

      Exit light enter night

  10. White man came, across the sea..

    1. walshie

      walshie

      He brought us pain and misery.

    2. Malt
    3. arnieboy

      arnieboy

      he killed our tribes he killed our kreed

       

  11. Where do bad folks go when they die, they dont go to heaven where the angels fly..

    1. walshie

      walshie

      New album please!

    2. bird

      bird

      they go where its black, and they know coming back lol

    3. ferretess

      ferretess

      Into the firey furness

  12. Where do bad folks go when they die, they dont go to heaven where the angels fly..

  13. Polly wants a cracker...

    1. walshie

      walshie

      I think I should get off her first.

    2. king

      king

      My middle son is named after the man himself.r.i.p K

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Been playing the Unplugged in NY album a lot the last few days, genius.

  14. Honestly don't know what's worse, finding out some devastating news about a family member or having to sit and wait to give the news to another family member who's going to be hit 1000x harder when they get back from work.. :/

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    2. Bosun11

      Bosun11

      Mal, we have had almost the same news. Found out the mother in law had a brain tumor, as well as cancer in her heart and lung last Wed and found out yesterday that there is feck all they can do...

    3. albert64

      albert64

      I've just got home from working away and been told my 11yr old daughters best friend is on life support and not expected to make the w/end, since they started nursery together this kid was at ours or my girl was at theres, I don't know how I'm going to tell her if I'm honest....

    4. Brewman

      Brewman

      Life is shite at time fellas and my heart goes out to you and your families, all you can do is be there for said wife and daughter. All the best.

  15. Flying home today, been a blast..

    1. walshie

      walshie

      No-one wants to see your white bits.

    2. Malt

      Malt

      I'll take a picture just for you D.. xx

    3. Fly The Boy

      Fly The Boy

      Hope ye enjoyed yourself.....

  16. No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no....

    1. Bosun11

      Bosun11

      There's no limit...

      hahaha

    2. Malt
    3. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      "Not this time, not this f***ing time. I`ll kill you girl"

  17. Had the last week off work. Between the kids arguing and the wife being in monster mode I can't f'ing wait to get back tomorrow morning.. lol

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    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      No grasses in the Welsh Mafia, D !

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      No grasses in the Welsh Mafia, D !

    4. Malt

      Malt

      Go for it Dave, I've already told her myself! lol

  18. Time for a bacon sarnie me thinks..

    1. MoChara
    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Ramadan finished then ?

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Never rammed a Dan in my life, I'm not that way inclined.. :p

  19. off to Swansea in the rain and the morning rush.. look out jacks, thats all I'm saying... lol

    1. walshie

      walshie

      You'll be like Crocodile Dundee in New York. lol

  20. Can't beat a bit of 007 on a Sunday afternoon..

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    2. TUFFTY

      TUFFTY

      You ladies should of been watching man utd get beaten again.

      PMSL

    3. Malt

      Malt

      f**k off Tuffty... lol

    4. TUFFTY
  21. Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and it looks like Liverpool are going to win the league... Presumably there's a happy Scouser sat somewhere with a lamp and no wishes left..

    1. WEDGEY

      WEDGEY

      If I had 1 more wish malt it would be to bring back the 96 people who lost their lives Mate

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Any proper football fan would mate, they were only normal everyday folk who went to watch a game, and they paid for it with their lives.. :(

  22. My grandad had to suffer both mustard gas and pepper spray during WW2. He's now a seasoned veteran..

    1. PIL

      PIL

      I see , that's where walshie left his book. Thank fook your starting work on Friday.Hahahaha

    2. walshie

      walshie

      For once I have to agree with PIL.

    3. Malt
  23. Start work on Friday! :D

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    2. PIL

      PIL

      Nice one , good to hear your back up on your feet, hope all goes well mate .

    3. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      Nice one bud .

    4. walshie

      walshie

      Enterprise Tractor Rental?

  24. Roast beef dinner nearly ready! :)

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