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Outlaw Pete

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  1. Their dropping like flies.....

  2. Just got back to the car after a mooch to find the pups rolled in a dead badger. 5 miles back home with all the windows down and me head out the window heaving.

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      Outlaw Pete

      Fireman; I was in the Shooting News! LMAO!

       

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  3. Why Dont I appear to have an avatar picture? It was only my own terrier, looking at the camera?

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Got some Librium here. It's like being paralytic for eight hours!

       

      Ye just sit there, completely out of it!

       

      They scare me to f**kin death! LOL!

       

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  4. Why Dont I appear to have an avatar picture? It was only my own terrier, looking at the camera?

  5. Just got back to the car after a mooch to find the pups rolled in a dead badger. 5 miles back home with all the windows down and me head out the window heaving.

  6. nippy when a farmer tells you hes go someone who controls rabbit numbers, then you see loads in the field..still more doors to chap!

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Yep. Had that. " The Gamekeeper takes care of the rabbits. Sorry. "

       

      I thought; 'Yeah. They look Well f**king taken care of! Like Islamists in London! "

       

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  7. what happened to my joke

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      Outlaw Pete

      That's why I never talk about my Black Lab'.

       

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  8. Woke up with a sore head. . . and realised I rang someone off here late last night and talked at them for an hour! lol.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Wasn't me ye rang, was it?

       

      Only, I don't remember last night at all now. And I'm feeling a little fragile myself!

       

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  9. Im so feckin tired.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Treat yeself to a ration of good shit, and do it in a good bed, mate!

       

  10. just seen a snapping turtle basking in the sun middle of a duck pond..lol

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      LOL! That's what I f**king Hate about this bit; No power to edit.

       

      Make a typo here and ye f**ked.

       

      Does my head in, when I slip a key.

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  11. Get bidding, if you can not bid then donate every quid will help

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      My donation went in the post this afternoon, as it happens ;-)

       

  12. just seen a snapping turtle basking in the sun middle of a duck pond..lol

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      I'd have (Will!) paid good money for a Common Snapper.

       

      Had one before. Want another.

       

      JD; Would it not be Red Eared ....?

       

      F**king things, any way ye look at it.

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  13. Herding escaped cattle in the dark . . . .fun times!

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      I let my Dogs out, one pitch black night.

       

      Something made me flick the lamp up the back. And it was like Spot The Deliberate Mistake:

       

      WTF were Pat's cowz doing amongst my trees?

       

      Rushed the Dogs back in. Showered, from the waist down. Went up and got Pat.

       

      Left him to fix his own f**king fence though. Sloped nack in here and got back on with the piss! LOL!

  14. Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash. "Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie. "Why?" asked the waiter. "I want to break three."

  15. f*****g dog moulting!!! Pain in the tits!!

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Get a shedding comb and give all the fur to someone who breeds birds.

       

      Or, just shove handfuls in the bushes.

       

      Either way; It'll be put to great use ;)

       

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  16. night fishing tonight, see if the bass are in yet! if not, i can always get drunk :)

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Love and marriage.

       

      Horse and cart.

       

      Night Fishing and getting wrecked.

       

      Yep ....! LOL!

       

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  17. If a full shift isn't good enough we av got to go to Portsmouth happy days NOT!!!

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Try doing fourty odd years there. Then I might share some sympathy!

       

      LOL!

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  18. looks like my laptop is full of virus. .. bugger

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Pour Lem Sip into it, Kay. Then tuck it up in a duvet.

       

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  19. Fancies a ride, not sure on what though!.....

  20. no nest recording today..its pissing it down.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Conditions here are the same, mate.

       

      Got a sly bit of ringing done yesterday though. Couple boxes of blue tits.

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  21. BRING BACK OUR GIRLS?? Get f****d when have they been our girls.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Must say; I wondered what the hell ye were on about.

       

      Now I've seen it? I think I'll throw up! FFS!

       

  22. b*****d! snared for a tv licence.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Wonder if it has anything to do with the endless stream of c***s turning up at our gates, looking for our votes?!

       

      Looking over our shoulders .....

       

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  23. b*****d! snared for a tv licence.

  24. anyone know any weaknesses in the new water meters?

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