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  1. Outlaw Pete
    You Are Certain they're Pied's. Not White's, mate? I ask this because I too get these 'Strangers, Passing Through', around about the arse end of the season. Very easy, if ye haven't honed ye eye to look out for them, to just shrug, and figure this must be a " Young, female Pied. " Look again. Check ye reference's. Then, look Again! (And again!)
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    He was out there today ..... Damn. I'm sorry, mate. I just typed a few more paragraphs there. Explaining my observations and ideas on why, when and what ever. Unfortunately ~ and not in the least unjustifiably ~ what I'd proposed could be construed as me handing out handy little tips on how to catch birds. I could get sacked for that. Really have to watch what one says, after a long Friday night ..... Anyway, yeah, the cock bird? He's another story altogether! Funny bugger! If He hands himself in? I'll show ye some fascinating 'Before and After' shots
  3. Outlaw Pete
    Yooo Huv Mutsh Too Lernn, Gwass Hoppaw!!!
  4. Outlaw Pete
    I think I already remember it! Guy was an out and out c***!
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  6. Outlaw Pete
    Ye really had to have been there, mate! Phil' had a definable waist, in those days!
  7. Outlaw Pete
    " Holy Shit!!! " indeed! Innocent bear meant no harm, look. Looked at him much like one of my Dogs might, if it found it had discovered a human being, up to no wrong themselves. Thing is though, ye have to realise that ~ if it wanted too ~ that cute face could probably have gripped his arm and ripped it clean off, just by dint of it's body mass!
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    What; Still on there? Interesting. It would have been around that time that a single issue was published that I'd Dearly love to get my hands on! :icon_eek: OTC!!! He's only gone and Got me the f**king Badger!!! Must be the best part of Thirty f**kin Years, look! Well, no f**ker can ever try to call me a quitter, eh? This one's Not up for grabs. But, Dewi and I have come to an agreement. Dy's fighting fund is going to be feeling the warmth of my appreciation
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    Neil; Pat's pathological dislike for feral cats is about on a par with my own. And that's going some! No worries though. Between my absolutely brilliant old cat cage and my rifle, I keep on top of things
  10. Outlaw Pete
    Bob, you f**king beauty!!! Fancy coming up with that one! :clapper:
  11. Outlaw Pete
    Can't remember, off hand, mate. It's a known thing though. Nothing new or spectacular about it. " Neo ..... " something or other? When Pat told me ~ and he was repeating what he'd heard the vet say ..... I knew, straight away, that the first part mean't something that made sense to me. It was Neo or Pseudo some such. I recognised it must mean 'That which acts in a fashion affected or similar to', sort of thing. I don't know if I'm making sense to ye here? Second part mean't f**k all to me though. " Secoriolsis " or what ever.(" Secoriolsis " = randomly made up word, by the way!) Ei
  12. Outlaw Pete
    I'm sat pissing myself at that lol F**king murder, isn't it?! She's always done that!
  13. Outlaw Pete
    No, mate! I go outside for that sort of thing.
  14. Outlaw Pete
    She does This too! Watch! F**king head wreck!
  15. Outlaw Pete
    Oh, Pul Eeease!!! North facing wall, out of interest ....? I've only now got the sparrows back here. They went up top, while Debby was there and throwing bird feed around willy nilly. Now, I've just managed to bring the small flock here. My secret bait formula gets me three or four visits a day. Adults fetching the young, to feed. I'm steadily eating my way into them. Must have caught eight or more in the last couple of days trapping. Got their measure now though. I have to ring them All!!!
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    That's " Evil Little Dog ", that is. That's her name. I've always called her that. She answers to it brilliantly too. Got her off Pat. Once he discovered her disease ridden little turds were causing his cattle to abort. He'd have been about as happy keeping a pack of f**king badgers then. I pick her shit up ~ as I do with all my Dogs. Dispose of it properly. But, ask yeself; Why do I feed this thing, look? I just went out there for a piss. And there she is, look. Looking at me like that. Told her. I said; " I could piss on You, in a minute, Evil Little Dog! " She ju
  17. Outlaw Pete
    Well, he's wearing one of our rings, mate. I'm pretty sure of that. What's more, it looks like a series " L " something one too. (Doesn't that first character look like an L, to you?) Now; I'm holding L series " C " rings myself, right now. Putting them on my starlings. Blackbirds take a " C " too. Mine were bought about the start of this year, end of last. So, it makes sense that who ever ringed that bird bought theirs around that time too. Hard to say, visually, if a ring's new or 'old'. Aluminium doesn't tend to do much with age, of course. But, yeah; As much I can deduce fr
  18. Outlaw Pete
    Tell him, faggots!
  19. Outlaw Pete
    F**k me! I read the ad' and then thought to look for the price! Nearly jumped out of my f**king skin when I saw it!
  20. Outlaw Pete
    You f**king Beauty!!!!! Even as I've been sitting here, engrossed in this place, she's f**king wandered, unseen, straight into one of my traps, set right outside the bloody window! I had a couple of sparrows earlier and was complacently waiting for their little tribe to come back. Glanced up and saw Her in one of them! This is the hen bird of the pair who live here. They may well be nesting in my stables. Hellish little buggers to find though. Although I feel I have it sussed now. Certain place to look for them. I'll not disturb them till I see them ferrying food.
  21. Outlaw Pete
    Fires, that's f**king brilliant ~ about the blackbird! Unfortunately, ye really haven't got a cellophane rat in hells chance of getting that damn number. No way on gods little green earth! Here ye go. Let me try to illustrate this. Below is a Woodpigeon sized ring, look. And, next to it, an 'A' ring. A rings fit the sort of stuff you'll be dealing with. Blackbirds take a 'C'. Woodies are 'F'! Now, imagine trying to read that thumping great ring on a woodie? Absolutely No f**king chance! The numbers go right round it. We need to turn the ring in our fingers to read the lot.
  22. Outlaw Pete
    Chuffed to f**kin bits! Just got This! And what a Quality little thing it is too! €15.00?! How the F**k do they knock them out at That price?! Proper cage front. Brass screws (and cups!). Good, thick ply wood! Proper handle ..... There's no way I'd be getting out of bed to make these, for fifteen yo's! I'm absolutely f**king delighted with it. And I shall now, quietly and slowly, dismantle its component parts. Then paint it, with the care and attention it's so richly deserving of. Time I've finished, I want anyone who sees me turn up for a bird to think; " F**k me! This
  23. Outlaw Pete
    Arsepca would spend untold £Thousands to have ye for causing that Dog undue suffering, mate. By virtue of the fact that ye've let it do what it was bred for, and loves to do, see? See how sly they are ....?
  24. Outlaw Pete
    Anybody spot an islamist screaming, " Soldiers Burn In Hell! " in front of those boys ....?
  25. Outlaw Pete
    Then I'll reserve comment till it is ....
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