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Anyone in Bedfordshire or Hertfordshire got a spare rabbit/rabbit skin I could have please? Cheers
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I had the exact same thing, I advertised some stuff and like a Pratt put my number on there, within an hour as you said I was getting all sorts of phone calls, sure you get a lot of people on there with nothing better to do then waste peoples time, the amount of calls I got and arranged a date and time and then nothing!!! Just put my email address and then I seemed to get the more geniune people message me! I still laugh now I had a automated call saying I had a accident which I agreed ( I was bored at the time ) then i automatically get thru to a human, I said I was driving and having a wank
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Catalogue Boys ?? I am using that one mate ??
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I had to laugh at that comment..... we got them at my place, late 20’s give it all the ‘billy big bollox’ what they can lift at the gym and all that sh*te, protein shakes all night YET soon as a flight comes in and there bags to be lifted they all seem to need a toilet break at the same time!!
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The Mrs has started, think it’s called ‘couch 2 5K’ or something! From what I can gather it’s an app and they tell you when to run and when to walk........ she mad for it! Being a fat b*stard myself I’d rather go out on the bike for an hour, tried running to shut her up but it killed my knees ?
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Redtube........... that’s a new one for me! ??
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I work 4 on 4 off nights and have done for best part of 20 years, my sleeping pattern is well and truly f*cked! Nights on by time I ve dropped kids at school and go to bed it’s 10ish then I am awake every hour checking the time as scared I ll over sleep and not pick them up on time! Days off I am in bed by 10pm (work mate take the piss) but then up awake religiously at 4am no alarm no nothing just wide awake and feel great! I like to get kids packed lunches made and have an hour to myself before the mad rush when the wife and kids get up and the bathroom is out of action for least 2 hour
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Thats f***ing grim mate I know but better in their bin then mine, did laugh to myself the other night just pulled off the drive leaving for work, bag of dog shit in the passenger footwell ready to dump in the bin and see a mate, only wanted a lift to the shop.......... he jumped in and started heaving, he thought I'd farted I couldn't stop laughing didn't have the heart to tell him between his legs is a bag of shit and not my lunch for work ????
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i was putting it in the black bin but it started to stink come end of the week and the flies were coming in the house, so changed to tying a bag to the fence and fillling that up come end of the day on my way to work ( work nights ) I ll stick it in the bin outside the paki shop, seems to be working but driving to the shop with the windows down in the pissing down rain ain't the one!!! Thought about sticking it down the man hole but mines in the conservatory so it will be a pain the arse lifting it every day as it's tiled over Went thru a faze of flushing it down the toilet but mines
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I can't stand cats but fcuking hell thats abit naughty! ??
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One in the black took a good few to the face at the start ?
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See loads all the time come thru work ( airport ) lastest being Floyd Mayweather, got off his private jet and dished out 100 dollar bills to anyone and everyone there!
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You're not far from me I'm near dunstable. My mate used to live on Bletchley used to do shift work in North London. He had a people carrier and used to so.stores leave home around 4 am to get to work. One Sunday morning he comes up to pink punters terse and there is a line of taxis outside and he can't get by do waits at the back of the line. Suddenly the passenger door opens and in gets a 20 stone man in a dress demanding to be taken home my mate wsnt terrified as the bloke was drunk and slightly aggressive so he drove him up to Hockliffe which was on his route stopped by McDonald's and tol
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You gotta be careful tho ? Just laughing to myself ........... I put the doorbell one up few weeks ago and my lad wanted the day off school so we waited til his mum had gone off to work and i rang up to say he wouldn't be in ( his class was on a school trip that he missed out on and his attendance is spot on before you all jump on me ) so one day ain't going to do no harm! Anyway..... I work nights so go to bed, the dopey sod ordered a pizza at 12ish answered the door not realising his mother gets the notifications on her Iwatch ha ha within seconds she was ringing me wanting to know why
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You get motion range thing on your mobile and you can set it to what you need and turn bits off it's hard to explain but sure there will be a video on you tube to explain it better
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Yeah you can, will be ideal for what you need by the sound of things, tbh I turn the notifications off on my phone with the garage one and turn it back on at night when the kids/dogs are locked up for the night otherwise your phone will be non stop texts telling you a Motion is in your garden
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https://ring.com/?gclid=CMzb_9qwp9QCFcaV7QodHFYEBQ
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I have cctv on the house ( wired ) but recently just brought these 'Ring' cctv, brought a doorbell and a 'stick up cam' for the garage....... pleased with it, you have to charge them up but both been up 3 weeks and still loads of battery left! Works off your WiFi, you can see and speak to whoever is at your door, and also the garage one! Both have live view so you can see at anytime what's going on, they work on Motion aswell Only thing is you need half decent wifi and a smart phone! Was taking a sh@t this morning and told the parcel man to leave it over the gate...... all while
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Model 'punched by bouncer' denies provoking the attack http://dailym.ai/2pY6elx
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Bitch deserved it!!!! I don't believe in hitting woman but there is a limit ....... she proper went for him!
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Quails.......... laugh you may but tell you what I had some they noisy f*ckers!!!!!
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I see the Gundogs have arrived!!! ??
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Spice is the synthetic drug that turns users into the 'living dead' http://dailym.ai/2n8wSdS
