bush wacker

any pups around the west midlands

has [NO TEXT TALK] got a xl dog cage for sale or that i can lend for a week around gateshead theres a bottle of whiskey in for ya

Life is like a penis --- simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's women who make it hard !!

So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday? Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical f*****g Jew

"It's a boy!" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel.

My missus called me a pervert last night I nearly choked on her piss when she said it

A young p***y girl's sat with her mum the night before her wedding. Her mum said, "I'd like to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to put his most prized possession where you pee." Confused, the daughter asked, "But why would he put his tarmac rake in the sink."

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"

What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? In all cases there is a man who forgot to take it out quick enough.

What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? In all cases there is a man who forgot to take it out quick enough.

scientists have just discovered women have the same DNA as shrimps,,,,,,,,,,,their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste lovely!!!!!!

Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travelers) or C.U.N.T.S. for short

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.""f*ck that" says Mick"have you seen how many of their owners go blind

snowing

snowing

A STARVING ASYLUM SEEKER IS GREETED AT DOVER BY A GOOD FAIRY WHO GRANTS HIM 3 WISHES. ASYLUM SEEKER SAYS "i'm hungry" (POW) A HUGE BANQUET APPEARS! HE THEN SAYS "now i want a nice house" (POW) A BIG MANSION WITH A SWIMMING POOL APPEARS" HE THEN SAYS "i want to be British" (POW) EVERYTHING VANISHES! HE ASKS "where has everything gone" THE FAIRY SAYS "YOU'RE BRITISH NOW MATE, YOU'RE ENTITLED TO f**k ALL !!!!!!

it's alive....it's ALIVE.......

100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.

The other day, me and my friends got kicked out of a bar quiz competition, the reason was, because they asked the question 'what is a niggling' apparently the answer wasn't 'a black small baby'.

any one a payed member of preloved? if so pm me plzz need a number

NEEDS A BATTERY SO BAD

best of luck with the pup mate

f*****g hate woman

ive empty my inbox mate