oneshotmacduff

Maybes they know something that we don't :sick:

Well I did it. I ate the buggers - all 7 of them. The good news is that I am still alive although I'm sending this from my Blackberry. I'm in Ward 4 of Perth Royal Infirmary if anyone wants to pop in for a visit. I'm the bloke in the seclusion room wired up to a number of machines. You won't be able to actually get in the room but you can wave at me through the glass partition. I will wave back if I am still conscious. Here is how I prepared them. After skinning and gralloching the moles I marinated them for a couple of hours in a mix of Soy sauce and wine vinegar, fresh ginger, garlic, a

Hello there Sergeant I see that you call yourself a BPCA qualified Pest Control Officer. What part of the BPCA qualification lets you call yourself a Pest Control Officer? I mean - Can you blokes arrest people now? I know they have increased the power that Traffic Warden's have but I didn't know that they had done something similar to pest controllers. I'm an Arborist and would be taking the piss if I called myself a tree officer. I can just see you turning up at someone's door in your Pest Control Officer's uniform complete with peaked hat, truncheon, pepper spray and handcuffs sayi

Anyone here ever eaten moles. Bloke I know swears by them. He says they are a bit like wild boar but tender and quite juicy. He said you have to be careful and not eat their kidneys as they are supposed to be quite poisonous. Any advice welcomed as I have trapped seven of them and I must say I do fancy having a go as we didn't have a turkey this year on account of the wife goin' bluidy vegan. They look as if they will be tasty but I don't want to risk it. I can't find anything on Goggle about eating moles. Or do you just think I should throw caution to the wind and fry them up in the wok with

BlackLab I'm out stalking tomorrow weather permitting. The deer are nice and plump this time of year. Nice thick layer of fat on their arses making the venison more delicious than usual. Easy to drag them back to the jeep in the snow as well Good luck tomorrow and I hope you fill your boots - as we say around these parts. OneShotMacDuff 'Cos One Shot's Enuff'

BlackLab I totally dsagree with you about drowning vermin in the sink. I mean - What would the missus say? I would drown them no probs at all but not in the sink - in a bucket. I see that you are trying to help people with advice to save them calling out Rentokil or some other pest control firm and spending mullah when they can do the job themselves. Don't understand that other bloke having a go at you for trying to help out unless he didn't get anything decent off Santa and he is in a bit of a mood. Mate of a mate got bitten off a rat once and he ended up getting very sick and

Hello from me, OneShotMacDuff Merry Christmas to all memebrs