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WILF

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  1. Can anyone confirm or deny that The Stiffmiester is the biggest melt ever to jump out of an aircraft in the service of her majesty?

    1. THE STIFFMEISTER

      THE STIFFMEISTER

      SHUT UP YOU FRINGE,YOUD REFUSE IN THE DOOR

    2. DEERMAN

      DEERMAN

      RED ON !!!!.....UP THE REG

    3. THE STIFFMEISTER

      THE STIFFMEISTER

      When I have 5mins spare ill,rock,down and knock f**k out of you

       

  2. Darcy can often be found in old peoples homes, naked and covered in chocolate with a lolly stick jammed up his arse shouting "hows that for a walls magnum grandma!!"

  3. Darcy is a dirty little darkie and he knows it !!

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      he will report you to the equal commision board

  4. Is there a slot in the market to become the UKs first Bile Bear farmer?........

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    2. chris k

      chris k

      i se no foooture in thes and for that reason im ooot :D

    3. Paid

      Paid

      you could make a killing wilf, you have bile to spare.

    4. WILF

      WILF

      Only for the deserving ! Lol

  5. They fly so high, they reach the sky and like my dreams they fade and die.................

    1. Simoman
    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      Im forever blowing bubbles....

  6. Now pass the blame and don't blame me....

  7. Just close your eyes and count to 3......

  8. Just close your eyes and count to 3......

  9. Simoman can often be found sticking his tommy tinkle through a hole in the fence to the old lady next door while singing "I'm a little teapot" !!!

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    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      You boys are correct, im a sexual predator of the highest order, but the old lady next door disagrees im "short and stout"

    3. SEAN3513

      SEAN3513

      she often asks "i can see the handle......wheres the spout ???"

    4. Simoman

      Simoman

      Then ggets a facefull of simojizz

  10. Simoman can often be found sticking his tommy tinkle through a hole in the fence to the old lady next door while singing "I'm a little teapot" !!!

  11. I found my nan dead in her bed this morning. I was gutted, I put my arm round her and held her.As a tear rolled down my cheek I noticed she was naked.I ended up f*****g her, Just as I was about to come up her arse she shouted BOO!......I mean, what sort of sick f**k pretends to be dead!!

  12. Its a fact that Stabs was the only ever black roadie for the band "Skrewdriver"

    1. Stabs

      Stabs

      They thought I just tanned well

  13. My mate always crys after sex......mind you, he is in prison!

  14. Dixies Trailer Park Trash........its the way forward!

    1. Hannah4181

      Hannah4181

      Did you watch last night??? "Vintage is like new stuff made to look old yeah?" ........!!!!

    2. WILF

      WILF

      The lad is a legend!

  15. Car sleeping tramp!

  16. Dances hasnt updated his status for 10 minutes...I wonder if he is still alive?

    1. carp man 1
    2. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      I'm getting sick of song lyrics

  17. WILF

    Dildo tester!

  18. He only runs mountain lions.........none of this homo rabbit stuff!!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Single handed mountain lions are the way to test a dog, that and mice......

  19. WILF

    14 Rosettes, 2 dogs, 1 show..........The Southern boys know how to show!!

  20. What do we want?.....A cure for tourettes...........When do we want it?........c**t!

  21. Well done Anna Nicole...it will be good

  22. WILF

    That cock pump you sent me is much too small....guess I will have buy new!

  23. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN p***y

  24. Benny and the f*****g, b*****d jets

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