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  1. wilf is a man in need of a few slaps

  2. wilf is a man in need of a few slaps

    1. WILF

      WILF

      I have pushed harder men out the way to get into a fight you f*****g fringe !

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  3. well me beddie pup got its first rabbit last night only 7 months old and she realy done well found it in pile bricks then in and grab now she is eating it

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Steady away mate, too much, too early and it WILL yap....they are fuckers for it

  4. Americano's, Blue Jeans and Chino's...

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Stop pulling your cock thinking of Holly Johnson ya dirty little wog !!

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  5. Is there a slot in the market to become the UKs first Bile Bear farmer?........

  6. Fell asleep on the train and wound up in bloody Neasden

  7. Fell asleep on the train and wound up in bloody Neasden

  8. Fell asleep on the train and wound up in bloody Neasden

    1. WILF

      WILF

      You can take your job and your high teef and stick em right up your arse!

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  9. Anyone got any tips for keeping flies away from my ferret pen, i only feed meat at night and they are cleaned out morning and night

    1. WILF

      WILF

      I always used to change to dry food in the summer....it helped

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  10. My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice. He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing. I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils!!!

  11. Neighbour just came round, really shaken up, saying he saw a mountain lion.

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Bet your bollocks there will be some buffoon on here who has killed 87 of them with a 19 inch buddy whippet!!

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  12. Neighbour just came round, really shaken up, saying he saw a mountain lion.

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Tell him to buy a cavalier king Charles !!

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  13. am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

    1. WILF

      WILF

      f*****g hell mate, lay off the morphine !! Lol lol

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  14. what a night in singapore ....heading over to vietnam next week ...then onto thialand ....and they call this work ...its no easy

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Or ya batty hole......you know them chinkys, they do love a well aged scotch ! Pmsl

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  15. Cracking afternoon out in good company

  16. I'm worse at what i do best, and for this gift i feel blessed, our little group has always been and always will until the end

  17. I'm worse at what i do best, and for this gift i feel blessed, our little group has always been and always will until the end

  18. I'm worse at what i do best, and for this gift i feel blessed, our little group has always been and always will until the end

  19. Im 150 mile out in the middle off the North Sea and the wind has just hit 115.7 mph f@k me its wild this place is a rockin and a rollin

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Little bit of weather and you Jocks start greeting.....our blow dryers are windier than that down south! lol lol

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  20. we will remeber them......

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Holds her hand without a care.......

  21. They call me Geoffrey, they call me Fred, thats not my name, thats not my name............

    1. WILF

      WILF

      Locally he is known as "The Package" due to his very tight jeans!!!

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  22. Will my Goldfish get scared of the fireworks??......lol ffs!!!

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