kash

got audioline 341 with just a magmount but ain't been on it in yrs

i was shagging this bird when she shouts out "please not up the arse" i replied" listen it's traditional for the person with the knife to choice the position"

my wife rang me earlier shouting "you've gave me crabs! you dirty b*****d" "how f******g could you" i said "listen bitch,before you start i'd have a word with your sister"

to the yids come on you SPURS

my mate caught me sniffing his sisters knickers while having a w**k yesterday. lets just say its gonna make things awkward at her funeral tomorrow :sick: my missus doesn't like my new aftershave'Chloroform' Apparently it makes her feel sleepy and gives her a sore arse

i was told that the old marbles are made from clay although they call the glass one marbles was told they're allies

did any one go to the alfreton show who won & was it a good turn out any pics

the dan hardy-v-gsp was a brilliant fight although it was a shame dan didn't win it wasn't the walk over his critics or gsp thought he would be

yes those boots will never be filled a very sad loss R.I.P.HC

like it off iron maidens the number of the beast

chelsea,chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry his dad deals coke... & his mum steals tea... and he cried when he missed a penalty chelsea,chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry he cannot shoot... and he can't fecking pass but he'll take your mrs right up the ass

midwife says to paddy"you'll be pleased to know your wife's just given birth to triplets" daddy"i'm not surprised i've got a cock the size of a chimney" midwife" well you'd better get it swept then their all black"

i've only read about him in kate krays hard b*****ds but he's got two books out as far as i know FOR THE LOVE OF THE GUN & HOW TO ROB BANKS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE available at waterstones pleasant reading

i enjoy a regular game,should be a good final

i fetched a pup from retford