comanche

Captured by Wood-mice at the age of three I managed to escape and find sanctuary with a band of travelling moles.These moles made a frugal living selling potions but found themselves accused of witchcraft and spreading heretic beliefs on their toast. Persecuted by the Government they split up ,each forced to lead a solitary , underground existance...

Luckily I was taken- in by a kindly bitch weasel.Inevitably we fell in love and subsidised our affair by appearing in various wild-life porn films.The best known being the Gonzo classic "Deep Stoat".

Brought back to civilization I eventually adapted to human society but confess that I still miss the taste of warm,raw flesh and once in a while still enjoy the thrill of scatting against a rock or tree-stump..